Horse

A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him  round the head
with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was  for the
piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in
your pants pocket".

The man then said "When I was at the races last week Jenny was  the name of
the horse I bet on"

The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes
him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him
unconscious.  Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why  she had hit
again.

"Your horse phoned"