Banta Singh buying a TV

Banta Singh is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?" "Sure." "Give me a green one, please."

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Banta Singh went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.. "Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs," he replied. He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied. "Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied. Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Sardar?" "Because that's a microwave Oven," he replied.

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Banta Singh calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" Just a sec," says the rep. Thank you." says Banta Singh and hangs up.

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EMPLOYMENT.. Banta Singh was filling up an application form for ajob.. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column "Salary Expected" : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes